Okay so not really but here it goes, I am in college, at a Christian University actually. It is funny to me how many people get away with breaking stupid rules like please wear pants, why break that rule? Is it so hard to put a cute knee length skirt on over top of your skin tight leggings? Why! Why girls is that so hard? By the way if you dress like a ho at a school where no one else does... you stand out in a bad way that says, "Look at me I have absolutely no self respect!" yeah, that's attractive.
Anyway so I am going to school, to be a pastor of all things. I know I don't always sound like one but believe it or not I am working on it. My current hero is Paul, yes Paul from the bible. If you don't know about him you should look him up. For those of you who don't know or don't remember who he is I will give you a brief summary.
Paul started off as Saul. Saul was famous for authorizing killings, and hunting down and throwing Christians in Jail way back before they were known as Christians. One day on his way to Damascus, letter of authorization in hand, Saul set out to drag back to Jerusalem any and every follower of The Way he could find. Saul was determined to throw all of the Jesus followers in jail for the rest of their lives. But on the road to Damascus Saul saw (LOL) a bright light and heard the Lord ask him why Saul was persecuting him. Saul is blinded and the Lord tells him to go to Damascus and find a dude who will heal him and tell him what to do. So Saul's companions bring him to Damascus, he finds the dude and is healed and starts preaching to everyone. He ends up being beat countless times, stoned and left for dead, shipwrecked three times, thrown in prison twice, and eventually he is beheaded. But the best thing about Paul is that he never gives up, never seems to struggle. He always sees the positive sides of his imprisonments and the riots he starts, and he constantly reminds us that to die for the Lord should be the greatest honor we can hope to achieve in our lifetime. He also tends to be a bit sarcastic and doesn't hesitate to tell anyone the truth.
So other then that I have no idea what to write that will entertain people. Also it is almost midnight and my eyes are starting to hurt. I am going to try to update this everyday so I hope someone at least starts to read this, maybe I can help someone out, or at the very least amuse them!
Live long, Love much, Stay Free,
Sarah
